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I'm a Californian who doesn't do computer art, but loves seeing what everyone else makes.
I did not vote for Bush.

Anyway, here are some of my suckie pictures:

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» Pure Ignorance

My Roommate Freshman Year:
"We have to get Saddam after what he did to us on 9/11!"

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why the Bush administration was able to get away with war; people can't tell the difference between a scrawny Afghani with a beard and a pudgy Iraqi with a mustache.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 11:34, More)

» Stupid Tourists

In Silicon Valley,
we don't have many tourists--mostly business travelers--so I can't offer any amusing story about a British dude mispronouncing our many Spanish city names or asking if LA is only twenty minutes away, but man, you should see how they burn in the sun.
(Tue 12th Jul 2005, 0:49, More)

» Best Comebacks

What's Up, Doc?
My roommate and I were heading back to my dorm at night, and outside were a bunch of loud, drunk, and probably stoned, guys. One swaggered over to us, grinning, and cockily asked, "What's up, ladies?" Well, more like, "Wazuplayyyydees?"
To which I replied, "Your blood-alcohol level, apparently."
I kept walking, and heard him reply with a drunken giggle a few moments later, "You've got me there."
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 1:49, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Good Intentions
I was at a cafe, and noticed one of the local homeless people outside. He was peeing on a tree, and muttering, and I felt sorry for him. I decided to be a good Christian and buy him a sandwich. A ham sandwich. Unfortunately, he was Jewish.
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 5:04, More)

» I'm an expert

English, even though I'm a Yank
I'm a writing tutor; I hate comma splices.
Comma splices are easy to fix with semicolons; sadly, no one seems to know how to use a fucking semicolon.
(Sun 26th Jun 2005, 9:30, More)
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