Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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What's Up, Doc?My roommate and I were heading back to my dorm at night, and outside were a bunch of loud, drunk, and probably stoned, guys. One swaggered over to us, grinning, and cockily asked, "What's up, ladies?" Well, more like, "Wazuplayyyydees?"
To which I replied, "Your blood-alcohol level, apparently."
I kept walking, and heard him reply with a drunken giggle a few moments later, "You've got me there."
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 1:49, Reply)
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