I spent about 5 months on this, on and off

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(Sun 21st May 2006, 20:24, More)

morning

(Tue 25th Apr 2006, 11:50, More)

» Road Trip

I was on an 8 hour coach journey across Slovakia
and it stopped at some small town for a toilet break. I got off to relieve myself, leaving my bag on the coach. When I came back out, I noticed that it had already gone. This was in 1998, so mobile phones hadn't entered my consciousness yet. I looked around in depair and couldn't believe I was stuck in the middle of nowhere. I had no phone numbers on me and thought I'd have no way of getting out of there. I spoke very little Slovak and wouldn't be able to explain my peril.
I was looking around with my heart pumping, not having a clue what to do. Then I went over to the next platform and saw my coach was still there. I calmly got back onto the coach and went back to my seat as though nothing had happened.
(Tue 19th Jul 2011, 0:50, More)

» Misunderstood

that bank one reminds me of one a friend told me
Her uni lecturer, who's Spanish, was in England and went into a bank to make a deposit. The bank teller was shocked to hear him declare that "I want to put some money into my cunt."
(Sun 9th Oct 2005, 17:00, More)

» Have you ever paid for sex?

I've paid in another way...
This American chick (a doctor), who I got friendly with a few years back, came to a club with me and she got pretty drunk. After cavorting around the club and getting bad looks, she just told me to take her back to mine. Now, we kind of got it on a bit but she was tired, so we slept for a while. During the night, she woke up demanding a cup of tea. I said I'd make her one if she had sex with me. After about 2 seconds, she said "o.k." So we got it on and of course, making a cup of tea afterwards was a small sacrifice!
Americans are easy...she's not the only one I've easily had my way with :P
(Fri 20th Jan 2006, 21:33, More)

» Urban Legends

one of mine
I convinced a friend that smoking feels good after a meal cos it activates the blood flow around your body to bring it back down to a relaxed state. It might have some element of truth in it...

Common ones that many people seem to believe:

Certain shampoos make your hair 80% stronger. You see the wankers on the adverts pulling their hair and it doesn't break or come out? Well, shit, neither does mine even if I use own-brand shampoo.

Razor blades that leave your skin smoother than others cos they have 3 or more blades. Well, big fucking deal. It doesn't stop your hair growing back and being noticeable again within a few hours.
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 13:33, More)

» Losing it

I usually start doing something else
to fill the time when I'm waiting for something else to happen like the water to heat up from the tap. Problem is it often sets me off seeing other things that need doing and I leave everything half-finished as I forget each thing in turn. I end up leaving the flat without my shirt on because I started tidying the plates away then come back to find the bread has turned to charcoal in the oven.
Not really but I do start off chains of actions that don't get finished till later.
(Sun 24th Jul 2011, 20:05, More)