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# morning
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:50, archived)
# HUzzah!!
wy
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Make it 280px wide
It deserves a FP!

*clicks*

edit - I hate to say 'I told you so'. Well, actually, no I don't...
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:52, archived)
# cheers
but I have a policy not to make pics 280px or less wide as I never get FPed anyway ;)
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Sounds like a self-defeating prophecy to me
'cos that really is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:01, archived)
# thanks again
but honestly, I've tried doing it with pics that I thought have a good chance of an FP and I get nothing.
I'll leave it to Beau Bo D'Or to make every pic 280 px wide ;)
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:06, archived)
# You are a fool
a crazy fool
(BimbleBamble, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:10, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:14, archived)
# that's fab
in other news: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4942002.stm

he really is a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Can I take a turn with my foot
on his head?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:54, archived)
# I hope he drowns
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:55, archived)
# how is that a challenge?
he has air and food.

the most he could suffer from is chronic wrinkly fingers.

[edit] hang on, he gets a live audio link so he can be interviewed? WTF?

"hows it going pretencious magician man?"

"bloop"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
'Today we mourn the sad loss of one of the world's greatest illusionists who sadly passed last week after turning into a prune . . .'

EDIT: He might die of salt poisoning if he doesn't get out to piss . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:57, archived)
# See below :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:58, archived)
# I hope his skin rots and falls off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:59, archived)
# pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:05, archived)
# I hope they put they dye in that goes purple when you piss!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:58, archived)
# what will happen to his poo and wee?
will it just float around in there with him for a week?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:58, archived)
# lets hope so
he could become the new tubgirl
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:59, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:02, archived)
# 8m 58 breath holding record?
that's bullshit as deep sea divers train for this and some can hold their breath for 30 minutes or more.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:00, archived)
# I demand proof of this fantastical statement
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Well, tough
cos I saw it on a documentary a few years ago. ;)
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:03, archived)
# free diving
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_diving

tho, it only says depths not time :(
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:06, archived)
# No it isn't.
Deep sea divers use things like oxygen tanks!

If you were to try and hold your breath for 30 minutes you would be dead.
(fastandfurryous What was the question again?, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:02, archived)
# it's best not to say I'm wrong
when you don't know why I'm right.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:04, archived)
# .....
go on then.....
(fastandfurryous What was the question again?, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:05, archived)
# see a few posts above this one...
edit: 1 thing about me is that I never claim that I'm right unless I am absolutely certain. If I'm not, I keep quiet.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:07, archived)
# it says:
"Static Apnea, men: Tom Sietas (Germany), 8m58s."
(fastandfurryous What was the question again?, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:10, archived)
# *sigh*
I don't give a damn if the others haven't been observed for world records. It's true. It's to do with being in a meditative state.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:14, archived)
# [/Unlurk]
Would I be right in assuming that, because of Boyle's Law, deep sea divers would inhale air from their tanks at a greater density than on the surface? And would I be right in assuming that the higher density of the air may have a relationship with the amount needed for survival? So, would I be right to guess that you could hold your breath for longer when at 30 meters below than you would at surface level?

(I should point out at this juncture that I failed both physics and biology.)

[/Relurk]
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:25, archived)
# hmmm
b3ta.com/board/5869100
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 Apr 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Well nitrogen tank ;o)
there is some Russian guy who can unofficially hold his breath for ages, but Norris McQ never saw it so it does excist!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:06, archived)
# he's never seen me.....

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(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Knob!
That is all.
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:53, archived)
# woo
lovely idea
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:53, archived)
# ... WTF
Is that Disco Fever Goro?
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:54, archived)
# haha
excellent.
great fontage too
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:55, archived)
# luckily
all the letters I needed for Shiva were in the logo already ;)
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:02, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:55, archived)
# hmm....
"Blaine's London stunt, in which he was suspended in a glass box by the river Thames, saw him heckled by crowds.

David Blaine
David Blaine's celebrity friends include Leonardo DiCaprio

His box was also hit by missiles including golf balls and eggs.

Blaine's spokesman Pat Smith said the magician did not expect to receive similar attacks in the star's "home town". "


really?


*gets gun*
*books ticket*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:00, archived)
# I think
you replied to the wrong post ;)
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:01, archived)
# yep.. but at least its in the same thread..
thats good enuff for me. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Any exuse for a pearoast
(duck Quack !, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:00, archived)
# DISCO COCK!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:02, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:10, archived)
# And DTH Declares Sumer officially open :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 25 Apr 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Now...
that I like
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 23:02, archived)
# a work of genius
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:33, archived)
# wooo.
the extra o is for ooooh.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 22:36, archived)