» Obscure Memorabilia

I 've met Darth Vader
When I was a kid, Darth Vader(in full suit etc) came to our local supermarket. I got his autograph, he signed it Darth Vader. I asked him to do the Force Choke, but he refused

Looking back, I'm not so sure it really was him.....
(Fri 5th Nov 2004, 16:14, More)

» People with Stupid Names

And Fanny's your Aunt
There was a bloke who used to work at BT called Robert Sherunkle, I assume his friends called him Bob!
(Wed 1st Sep 2004, 11:19, More)

» Best Comebacks

not the best thing to say....
Imagine the scene....I'm drunk in a night club and getting on really well with this woman, things couldn't be going any better, then she noticed my tattoo and said:

"Thats a bit of a crap tattoo"

I'm not sure if she was joking or not, but for some reason my come back was:

"Yeah, but you're a f*cking whore!"

...Needless to say I went home alone that night.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 10:15, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Zombies!
This is a game myself and friends played at a house party last weekend. It works best if you are drunk/stoned/both. You sit in a room with the door shut and the lights off, an empty plastic bottle close to hand. Wait until some unsuspecting soul opens the door and walks into the room. You all shout out "zombies!!!!!!!" and then hurl the empty bottle at the person. That had us in stitches for ages afterwards.
(Fri 2nd Apr 2004, 13:35, More)