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» Shit Stories
Proud to be British (My Mate)
My Mate a lorry driver, on his way to deliver his load (fnar fnar) stopped off at a diner on route to Paris, went to the toilet did a monumental shit on the shelf like toilet, only to realise the sign on the door in French was toilet don't work, at this point he went back to his cab and got a union jack cocktail stick and stuck in the top of his Everest dump, then called me in to look at it i nearly shit meself laughing
(Thu 6th May 2004, 15:31, More)
Proud to be British (My Mate)
My Mate a lorry driver, on his way to deliver his load (fnar fnar) stopped off at a diner on route to Paris, went to the toilet did a monumental shit on the shelf like toilet, only to realise the sign on the door in French was toilet don't work, at this point he went back to his cab and got a union jack cocktail stick and stuck in the top of his Everest dump, then called me in to look at it i nearly shit meself laughing
(Thu 6th May 2004, 15:31, More)
» My Wanking Disasters
jealous mates
Whilst on a friday night club sess with about six mates, i pulled a bird and went back to my mates house, i was downstairs with the girl all the others hadn't pulled ha ha, just getting down to it in his living room when my mate the owner of the property kicks the door in with balaclava gun and say "break yoself fool" shooting the ceiling with his blank firing gun bird who was about to give me a polish shits herself and runs clothes in hand screaming, friends piss themselves, i saw the funny side in the end, DOH no polish
(Fri 4th Jun 2004, 11:16, More)
jealous mates
Whilst on a friday night club sess with about six mates, i pulled a bird and went back to my mates house, i was downstairs with the girl all the others hadn't pulled ha ha, just getting down to it in his living room when my mate the owner of the property kicks the door in with balaclava gun and say "break yoself fool" shooting the ceiling with his blank firing gun bird who was about to give me a polish shits herself and runs clothes in hand screaming, friends piss themselves, i saw the funny side in the end, DOH no polish
(Fri 4th Jun 2004, 11:16, More)
» Best Comebacks
My Mum
Jahova's witness came to the door, and said are you ready for jehova's return, she tried to close the door, but he put his foot init mum said you cunt and kicked him in the bollocks CLASS
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 15:12, More)
My Mum
Jahova's witness came to the door, and said are you ready for jehova's return, she tried to close the door, but he put his foot init mum said you cunt and kicked him in the bollocks CLASS
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 15:12, More)
» Best Comebacks
DO ONE MATE
if someone gets in my face i just say fucking do one it's cool
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 15:07, More)
DO ONE MATE
if someone gets in my face i just say fucking do one it's cool
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 15:07, More)