» My sex misconceptions

When I was three...
...I walked into my parent's room, and proudly excalimed to my Mum, "Look Mummy! It's got a bone in it!"

She would kindly recount this tale to every new girlfriend thereafter.



Length? It had grown a lot bigger since I was three.
(Thu 25th Sep 2008, 20:16, More)

» Job Interviews

Whilst interviewing a young lass...
...and inquired about her hobbies.

"I collect Mathmos lamps."

Tumble weed.

Needless to say, her tits weren't big enough so she didn't get the job.
(Thu 20th Jan 2005, 17:30, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Oh dearie me!
A man walks into a lift, which already has a very attractive women in it.

As the lift is going up, he ask,"Excuse me miss, can I smell your fanny?"

"Certainly not!", came her astonsished reply.

"Ah! It must be your feet then."

Makes me laugh....
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 16:37, More)

» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

Does this count?
Got chatting to a lass, got her number. SO far so good. Call her the next day, "It isn't going to work, we're both Capricorns". What the fuck?! Dumped before it started, good eh?
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 10:38, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Not quite a joke....
There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many children,
Her cunt fell out
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 7:34, More)