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» Crappy Prizes
My wife
I won her down on some crappy local carnival (it was her or a goldfish). Not only can she not cook, clean, eat cheese or prepare any food - she's also fictional.
Beggar...
(Fri 5th Aug 2005, 21:06, More)
My wife
I won her down on some crappy local carnival (it was her or a goldfish). Not only can she not cook, clean, eat cheese or prepare any food - she's also fictional.
Beggar...
(Fri 5th Aug 2005, 21:06, More)
» Accidentally Erotic
In a Business Studies lesson
My teacher happens to be "quite well endowed". So there i am, copying away from the board, when i go back up to stare at the board some more... and get an eyeful of breast. Teacher then clocks onto where my eyes are, and i quickly look up in as conspicuous a way as possible.
Queue teacher looking nervously aroused all lesson and not looking at me - queue me in toilet for five minutes...
(Mon 6th Feb 2006, 16:29, More)
In a Business Studies lesson
My teacher happens to be "quite well endowed". So there i am, copying away from the board, when i go back up to stare at the board some more... and get an eyeful of breast. Teacher then clocks onto where my eyes are, and i quickly look up in as conspicuous a way as possible.
Queue teacher looking nervously aroused all lesson and not looking at me - queue me in toilet for five minutes...
(Mon 6th Feb 2006, 16:29, More)
» Toilets
Quasar laser toilet blunder
It's the old classic story. Boy has good time with a laser gun, boy needs toilet, boy goes into toilet.
Boy meets girl. Girl, being a lady of fourty-odd years giggles and exits. Boy wonders why. Boy searches for urinals...
Boy realises why girl was giggling. TAXI!
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 13:25, More)
Quasar laser toilet blunder
It's the old classic story. Boy has good time with a laser gun, boy needs toilet, boy goes into toilet.
Boy meets girl. Girl, being a lady of fourty-odd years giggles and exits. Boy wonders why. Boy searches for urinals...
Boy realises why girl was giggling. TAXI!
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 13:25, More)