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fishing for compliments
i was in some nightclub and this woman came up to me fishing for compliments and says, "didn't i go to school with you?". this woman was obviously a few years older than me, and we had never been to school together, so i retorted "oh yes, weren't you my maths teacher?". arf
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 17:55, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

cheggers plays cock
i'd just flown into gatwick after a holiday in florida (which i had a bit of a bust-up with mickey mouse in one of the disney parks), and i saw keith chegwin. this was a short time after he'd done that naked game show on channel 5, so being a bit tired, my excitement got the better of me and i shouted out "oi, cheggers, get yer cock out!". i don't know who was more embarrased, my friends, cheggers or cheggers' wife and kids. still, we all had a good laugh about it. he thought it less amusing when i asked if he was gonna be getting anything from duty free.

i have also seen t.v.'s statto around london and on a couple of racecourses. having always been the worse for wear, i always end up shouting "it's statto! it's statto!" at him. not really very rude, but quite annoying.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 13:44, More)