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He fought the law
A friend was stopped for swaying in a police-irritatingly drunk fashion. 'Are you carrying any controlled substances?' asked the PC.
'No cunts on me, drugstable,' he leered back.
This doesn't really belong in the uncomebackable file, as he was immediately dragged off down the cop shop. Though maybe it does, because when he was found to be clean, they gave him a lift back and, when they stopped en route, he nicked a helmet from the back seat of the van without being noticed. Which policeman would dare report being done by a smartarse?
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 19:06, More)