» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

Not my guilty pleasure, but I would like it to be...
A friend of mine (who I shall call Domion B)has told me of the 'The Angry Duck', since hearing about it I have attempted it numerous times but failed so I guess my guilty pleasure would be trying to do it.

It involves being in a bath of warm water (not too hot, not too cold) with little or no bubble bath and a body full of intestinal gas. The next step is to lift yourself out of the bath slightly, letting the water settle so that the surface is still and then gently lowering yourself back down so that your anus is just touching the water (not too far above the surface and not too far below - this is where precision guidance is required).

The final step is to expel aforementioned intestinal gas as forcefully as you can, the sound of your anus on the water makes a sound which can only be described as an angry duck.

Or so I'm told.
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 16:27, More)

» Claims to Fame

Big Brother
Last week I got a blow job from an ex big brother contestant who has her own radio show (it's the highest rating regional show in the country)
(Sat 26th Feb 2005, 19:15, More)

» Claims to Fame

Lovejoy
I was also in an episode of Lovejoy that has just
been released on DVD, you can see my silhouette running around behind a hedge
(Sat 26th Feb 2005, 19:17, More)

» Local Nutters

Round-a-bout
There used to be an old bloke in Brighton who, on a sunny day, would stand on a round-a-bout with a car wing mirror trying to blind motorists by reflecting the rays from the sun into their eyes.
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 19:00, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Not really a joke but a song I got into a lot of shit for:
All about the Man Utd air disaster:

Who's that lying on the runway?
Who's that dying in the snow?
It's Matt Busby and the boys making all the fucking noise,
'cos they couldn't get the aeroplane to go!
(Fri 10th Feb 2006, 21:11, More)