» Pure Ignorance

Not really ignorance, more stupidity
More a brake in the brain to mouth cycle...
An intelligent, well educated and responsible friend of mine once wanted to catch a train from Manchester to see a mate down in Bristol. Not having a timetable handy he decided to ring the enquiry line. Between dialling the number and the phone being answered he seemed to loose his mind as he was overheard asking "Have you got any trains?”

I took a girl I had been trying to get together with for some months to see my parents, on walking in the kitchen he first observation to my mother was "I see you have one of those George Formby grills". It never did work out so at least the gene pool is safe for now.

Apologies for the length
(Sun 9th Jan 2005, 8:27, More)

» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

not really spectacular, just unfortunate
Several years ago I was seeing a nurse, she wasn’t the prettiest or most petit women but she was filthy in bed.. Hey I have never pretended to have any real standards..
Anyway about 3 months into the relationship, after a pretty drunken weekend away with MY mates we went out on a Wednesday night to a club in town. On the way into the club we had the discussion about friends and I turned round and told her I never thought I was a good judge of character, how right I was. After much drinking I went for some food and came back to find her with another bloke, bad enough but I was pissed and meant to be staying at her place but my car was there, I lived 15 miles away and had no money for a taxi home and back to pick up my car for work the next morning..
She offered to put me up at her place so she got a taxi back to hers with me, left me at her house then went back to meet the guy.
I didn’t even have the strength to take petty revenge despite being alone in her house, and ended up driving home at 3 in the morning.
I know its not big or clever but what else could i do ???
anyway sorry for the length will try and get a funny one next time..
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 7:54, More)

» Little things that turn you on

Thongs...
A lovely round arse in a thong....
Every time, unless i hurt my back digging them up
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 7:29, More)

» Childhood bad taste

It never leaves you
Luminous socks (pink, yellow and green) worn as odd socks and purchase from the market, making me look like a day glo pikey twunt

A blue blazer, with a gold crest on it bought as a 14 year old in the miss-guided belief that it would help me look older and get into pubs, when I was 5’2” and hadn’t started shaving, trying to look 18 by dressing like a midget pensioner as never going to work.

Abba arrival and the rainbow album, still I bought cd’s by Vanilla and s-club7 in my 20’s so I suppose bad taste never really goes away does it ?
(Sat 11th Dec 2004, 16:40, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

keep it in the family....
How do you know your sisters on her period ???

Your dad's cock tastes funny....!!!!

A boy is in bed with his sister, he turns to her and says your a better fuck than my mum.
She replies I know, my dad told me...!!!
(Tue 14th Sep 2004, 1:23, More)