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Essex gorilla
Couple of years ago walking round the corner to my flat, noticed an unsavoury whiff. Realised a second later what was the culprit, noticing a dark croissant-shaped object (straight croissant, not curled, but still the same shape otherwise), nestling in front of a neighbour's door, measuring about a massive foot and a half at least (the poo, not the door).
Frequently wondered about who /what had done it, maybe an escaped gorilla or if a human, he or she must have been caught short in agony!
About a year later a mate from work told me almost exactly the same story but said he stumbled across a turd of similar size and shape close to his place. Anyone else experienced such a phantom log of these proportions in the Essex area? U can't miss them, and they reek.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 15:49, More)
Essex gorilla
Couple of years ago walking round the corner to my flat, noticed an unsavoury whiff. Realised a second later what was the culprit, noticing a dark croissant-shaped object (straight croissant, not curled, but still the same shape otherwise), nestling in front of a neighbour's door, measuring about a massive foot and a half at least (the poo, not the door).
Frequently wondered about who /what had done it, maybe an escaped gorilla or if a human, he or she must have been caught short in agony!
About a year later a mate from work told me almost exactly the same story but said he stumbled across a turd of similar size and shape close to his place. Anyone else experienced such a phantom log of these proportions in the Essex area? U can't miss them, and they reek.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 15:49, More)