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Spam time! I run feedyourself.co.uk, a recipe site where you can upload recipes and articles. I'm trying to get a back-to-basics, no nonsense food community going, so please visit the site and sign up!
Right, I've always hated McKeith, but a recent image challenge has raised my fervour to new levels. So I set up a government petition! Just click the link below:
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to disallow people from using the title "Doctor" in a professional sense unless they have an officially recognised qualification.
Don't worry, its nicely worded so that it is not libellous or defamatory, and people like Dr Dre can continue with their stupid names.
Just in case you needed anymore convincing, here is here terrible face:
*NEW*The great FoldsFive has added me to his b3ta conga line! I especially like the hoodie!
My flickr account. Click for Manc bash pics!
Hey, thanks for clicking on my name. My main reason for going on this site is to get a bit of relief from this damn women on a poster that I am forced to look at every day.
Go here for some great examples.
Here is some stuff I did:
Very topical bird flu thing:
Some McDonalds carnage action:
Enjoy!
Now I am a tiny little mouse!
Have also started to experiment with teh spack!
It seems to work well with old women!
Cheers to whoever provided the source pic.
Quite a big fan of chav bashing too. If only they would wear these...
And to finish, a bit of Captain America where violence was so innocent...
Cheers!
Spack handy chop chew
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Spam time! I run feedyourself.co.uk, a recipe site where you can upload recipes and articles. I'm trying to get a back-to-basics, no nonsense food community going, so please visit the site and sign up!
Right, I've always hated McKeith, but a recent image challenge has raised my fervour to new levels. So I set up a government petition! Just click the link below:
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to disallow people from using the title "Doctor" in a professional sense unless they have an officially recognised qualification.
Don't worry, its nicely worded so that it is not libellous or defamatory, and people like Dr Dre can continue with their stupid names.
Just in case you needed anymore convincing, here is here terrible face:
*NEW*The great FoldsFive has added me to his b3ta conga line! I especially like the hoodie!
My flickr account. Click for Manc bash pics!
Hey, thanks for clicking on my name. My main reason for going on this site is to get a bit of relief from this damn women on a poster that I am forced to look at every day.
Go here for some great examples.
Here is some stuff I did:
Very topical bird flu thing:
Some McDonalds carnage action:
Enjoy!
Now I am a tiny little mouse!
Have also started to experiment with teh spack!
It seems to work well with old women!
Cheers to whoever provided the source pic.
Quite a big fan of chav bashing too. If only they would wear these...
And to finish, a bit of Captain America where violence was so innocent...
Cheers!
Spack handy chop chew
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» Heckles
Harry Hill's TV Burp
We were lucky enough to see an episode of the above show being recorded, and afterwards HH came and had a chat with the crowd. He then challenged us all with:
"Can you name a famous person with a beard?"
My mind went totally blank. "Er, Jeremy Beadle? Noel Edmunds?" I thought to myself.
Quick as a flash, Celia yelled out:
"Jesus!"
To which HH replied:
"Jesus?!? I think you'll find he died before he was forty. Go back to your bible ma'am."
(Sun 9th Apr 2006, 12:16, More)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
We were lucky enough to see an episode of the above show being recorded, and afterwards HH came and had a chat with the crowd. He then challenged us all with:
"Can you name a famous person with a beard?"
My mind went totally blank. "Er, Jeremy Beadle? Noel Edmunds?" I thought to myself.
Quick as a flash, Celia yelled out:
"Jesus!"
To which HH replied:
"Jesus?!? I think you'll find he died before he was forty. Go back to your bible ma'am."
(Sun 9th Apr 2006, 12:16, More)
» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!
Went to a really posh restaurant in Didsbury, Manchester.
Having a really nice meal, it was getting late. My girlfriends mother becomes desperate for a smoke, so she goes outside and lights up. After her last drag, she tries to re-enter but finds the door locked. One of the staff finally lets her in with the apology:
"Sorry about that madam, but we're expecting to be robbed by armed men this evening so we have to lock the door."
Kind of took the shine off the evening.
(Sun 23rd Jul 2006, 1:49, More)
Went to a really posh restaurant in Didsbury, Manchester.
Having a really nice meal, it was getting late. My girlfriends mother becomes desperate for a smoke, so she goes outside and lights up. After her last drag, she tries to re-enter but finds the door locked. One of the staff finally lets her in with the apology:
"Sorry about that madam, but we're expecting to be robbed by armed men this evening so we have to lock the door."
Kind of took the shine off the evening.
(Sun 23rd Jul 2006, 1:49, More)
» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!
Various spunk
Mate of mine used to work for McDonalds and he spunked in a burger. However, thats not as clever as another mate, who spunked in a jar of mayonnaise. He got some good length out of that one!
Mmmmmmmm, special sauce.
(Mon 24th Jul 2006, 8:03, More)
Various spunk
Mate of mine used to work for McDonalds and he spunked in a burger. However, thats not as clever as another mate, who spunked in a jar of mayonnaise. He got some good length out of that one!
Mmmmmmmm, special sauce.
(Mon 24th Jul 2006, 8:03, More)