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» Your Revenge Stories

Landlord
I once poured half a bucket of abalone guts into a wall cavity, I also spent about 2 hours cutting every second thread in the carpet backing in the middle of the lounge room (biggest room).

I crawled into the roof cavity as well and carefully broke the TV antenna cable center conductor in multiple places.

This was all after the bastard landlord broke our rental agreement by kicking me out.

All I did was skateboard on the roof and cause a bit of ceiling plaster damage next door, and he kicks me out! Sheesh!

I'm not bitter.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 8:05, More)

» Your Revenge Stories

I wonder if this would work with modern xray equipment?
Cut the shape of a gun out of one of those antistatic bags. Discreetly place it in your intended victims carry on luggage, before she or he leaves for the airport.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 8:19, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

pron is educational
New years eve 1987. On holiday with some friends.

Picked up the bar maid with the class line "nice jugs".

Back at her place, negotiated past her violent drug fucked protective brother.

Lost V plates, was complimented and disbelieved when I revealed my lack of experience (thanks pron).

Had no idea where I was. Fortunately it was a very small town and I eventually found my way back to my mates place.

Probably just as well I had not seen "Piss, fist and anal spectacular" at that early stage though.
(Fri 4th Mar 2005, 15:30, More)