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Hebtro make trousers and shirts and boots and jumpers, and will sell them to you using this internet hyperlink. All made in the UK and ideal as gifts for blokes. JUST BUY A JUMPER OK?
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Writer of eg @PierReview - amzn.to/1Ykn0qx
On @btlpodcast.
Editor @ParadiseCircus “funny, profound” - Stewart Lee.
One of the 400. #JAMs.
Boring bastard.

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It’s gone a bit far now
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(Mon 19th Sep 2022, 8:57, More)

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(Wed 26th Jan 2022, 16:36, More)

Unparliamentary

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(Thu 22nd Oct 2020, 15:33, More)

It's the best box to have ticked, at least.


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I maybe should have given this up, it made me sad.
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Don't worry London, the media are on the case.

(Fri 15th Sep 2017, 13:51, More)

A missed delivery


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(Thu 15th Jun 2017, 10:39, More)

New advice


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Best answers to questions:

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

My wife reads a lot of early twentieth century literature examining class and hipocracy.
- Forster?

- no need, she loves them.
(Tue 8th May 2018, 10:17, More)

» Slang Survey

New word i heard yesterday - "mufty"
it sounds really rude to me, and soemone said that the kids at some school were having a "mufty day".

i thought it refered to soem naked frollicing - but apparently it means you don't wear uniform in aid of charity or something..

crap innit, what a waste of a good word
(Thu 5th Feb 2004, 11:08, More)