» Guilty Pleasures

hell yeah!
i love bounding up the stairs on all fours. i do it in front of my family though.

when i walk my dog i sometimes lie down and roll around in the grass like he does. and i help him hunt rabbits.

i love dancing around the house- sort of tribal dancing usually, with a big happy grin.

i talk to every cat i see in the street, and the birds if they land close by. actually i talk to all the animals.

i sometimes bite my own arm gently or nuzzle my shoulder cos it's all smooth and warm. i do this to my fella alot too.
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 13:53, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

oh god i know it's wrong, but...
anthony hopkins..

in silence of the lambs.

sorry.
(Sun 5th Feb 2006, 11:12, More)

» Beautiful but Bonkers

You lot are a mess...
One of my favourite sayings, even if it does send the chill of truth right down my spine:

"The only constant factor in all of your dysfunctional relstionships is YOU."

Another one, told to me by the grandma of a friend at uni in a heavy yorkshire accent, is 'ne'er goo out widae goodlook'n boy, they're noo good'.

Very wise old lady. Although Mark form Peep Show is even wiser: "aah, the perfect combination of beauty and low self esteem."
(Tue 21st Nov 2006, 17:07, More)

» Injured Siblings

my brother
once pushed me down the stairs in a zipped up suitcase. headfirst.

i locked him in the loft for it.
(Sat 20th Aug 2005, 4:06, More)

» I just don't get it

blond
my art teacher once spent an entire lesson explaining why it was funny when us naughty youngsters said "but i didin do nuffin' miss!"
cos it meant we must have done _something_. I smiled along knowingly with the rest of the clever-bastard types and figured it out 5 years later.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 16:23, More)