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» Worst Nicknames Ever
The girl at my school...
...who everyone called ATARI due to her brother catching her in the act with said controller.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 16:46, More)
The girl at my school...
...who everyone called ATARI due to her brother catching her in the act with said controller.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 16:46, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
The waiter
Guy is dining in a fancy restaurant when he drops his spoon. Immediately a waiter appears, swoops the spoon up from the floor and gives the man a clean one.
The diner says, "That's great service, you keep clean silverware in your pocket?"
"Oh yes!" says the waiter. "We pride ourselves on being the cleanest restaurant in town. For instance, did you notice all the waiters have a string coming out the fly of our pants?"
The man looks and sure enough all the waiters have a white string coming from the front of their tousers.
"That's for when we go to the bathroom. We don't even touch ourselves to pee. We just pull the string to get it out."
"Thats fascinating," said the man, "but how do you get it back in?"
The waiter leaned over and whispered in the man's ear, "I don't know about all the other guys... but I use a spoon."
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 21:47, More)
The waiter
Guy is dining in a fancy restaurant when he drops his spoon. Immediately a waiter appears, swoops the spoon up from the floor and gives the man a clean one.
The diner says, "That's great service, you keep clean silverware in your pocket?"
"Oh yes!" says the waiter. "We pride ourselves on being the cleanest restaurant in town. For instance, did you notice all the waiters have a string coming out the fly of our pants?"
The man looks and sure enough all the waiters have a white string coming from the front of their tousers.
"That's for when we go to the bathroom. We don't even touch ourselves to pee. We just pull the string to get it out."
"Thats fascinating," said the man, "but how do you get it back in?"
The waiter leaned over and whispered in the man's ear, "I don't know about all the other guys... but I use a spoon."
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 21:47, More)
» Nativity Plays
Snowflake solo
In second grade at Corpus Cristi - we had a Christmas play. I was chosen to read a long poem before we snowflakes danced around the Christmas tree singing a song.
They gave me the mic and a read the poem well. Then, still holding the mic with its rather long cord, I danced around the Christmas tree until all of the other snowflakes were tied to the tree with my cord. I was completely oblivious until I came to the end of the wire and looked back.
(Sat 28th Mar 2009, 10:48, More)
Snowflake solo
In second grade at Corpus Cristi - we had a Christmas play. I was chosen to read a long poem before we snowflakes danced around the Christmas tree singing a song.
They gave me the mic and a read the poem well. Then, still holding the mic with its rather long cord, I danced around the Christmas tree until all of the other snowflakes were tied to the tree with my cord. I was completely oblivious until I came to the end of the wire and looked back.
(Sat 28th Mar 2009, 10:48, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Did you hear about the Amish flu?
First you get a lttle horse...
then you get a little buggy.
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 9:17, More)
Did you hear about the Amish flu?
First you get a lttle horse...
then you get a little buggy.
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 9:17, More)
» Bullies
How to manage a bully in the lavatory
A smallish kid Matt who was in 7th grade with me was always bullied by a larger kid - he showed us all what to do. The bigger kid, Raul i think he was called, seemed to know no bounds and went on with his harassment at all times. He was a monstrous kid who stood maybe 6 or more feet tall, with a sort of baby mustachio coming in - at grade 7 - he was more of a freak than anyone else there.
Anyways one day Matt is taking a piss at the urinals when Raul comes in and starts giving him comments about penis size (its a 'small world' etc etc). Seems Matt had had enough that day as he turned, mid-stream and proceeded to piss all over the front of Raul's shirt and pants.
The big dog bully turned into the most prissy little girl ever and went screaming into the hall 'Ahhhhhh! He wet me! He wet me!!!!! Ahhhh' Being the middle of a class change, everyone got the chance to laugh and point. Matt came out smugly and zipped up in front of everyone. Raul cried in the office until his Mommy brought him clean pants.
Matt got an hour detention and the rest of us were left to wonder why we hadn't thought of this before. Raul the bully became a pussy cat and never bothered anyone again.
(Sun 17th May 2009, 14:21, More)
How to manage a bully in the lavatory
A smallish kid Matt who was in 7th grade with me was always bullied by a larger kid - he showed us all what to do. The bigger kid, Raul i think he was called, seemed to know no bounds and went on with his harassment at all times. He was a monstrous kid who stood maybe 6 or more feet tall, with a sort of baby mustachio coming in - at grade 7 - he was more of a freak than anyone else there.
Anyways one day Matt is taking a piss at the urinals when Raul comes in and starts giving him comments about penis size (its a 'small world' etc etc). Seems Matt had had enough that day as he turned, mid-stream and proceeded to piss all over the front of Raul's shirt and pants.
The big dog bully turned into the most prissy little girl ever and went screaming into the hall 'Ahhhhhh! He wet me! He wet me!!!!! Ahhhh' Being the middle of a class change, everyone got the chance to laugh and point. Matt came out smugly and zipped up in front of everyone. Raul cried in the office until his Mommy brought him clean pants.
Matt got an hour detention and the rest of us were left to wonder why we hadn't thought of this before. Raul the bully became a pussy cat and never bothered anyone again.
(Sun 17th May 2009, 14:21, More)