» Out of my depth

put in my place for life..
when i was in year 6, i was a school captain sort-of-thing, and i was announcing assembly. well i continously said my principal's name wrong and one day, someone cracked, he(still to this day unknown) stood up and bellowed at what seemed to be the top of his voice and said, "ITS MR.RICHARDS, F--KWIT!" i was told. so i sat down and let my partner finish the assembly...
(Sat 16th Oct 2004, 8:55, More)

» Strange things you've been paid to do

durin my trip to japan...
i was visiting a zoo, and a family of local japanese people came up and paid me to hand-feed a koala, and snapping pictures at me.

after that, i was blind for 10 minutes
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 12:25, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

well, my son..
has his girlfriend over so i said 'yeah, ok but keep the door OPEN!!' so when they both went into the room and closed the door, i smahed open the door and said, "GOTCHA YOUR LITTLE BUGGER!"

he had to break up, they weren't doing the dirty, they were literally doing their homework...poor kid
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 22:35, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

i hear this one today infact...
you say - "i had a wet dream about you last night!(targeted individual) you got hit by a truck and i pissed myself laughing!" :)
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 10:56, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Heres some my teacher told me...
Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair

Whats blue and crawls?
A baby in a plastic bag

How do you get a baby off a clothesline?
With a cricket bat
(Sun 19th Mar 2006, 12:13, More)