» World's Sickest Joke

Woman is in hospital giving birth...
...the baby comes out and the doc says, "I've got good news and bad news for you"

woman says, "give me the bad news first"

doc says, "your baby is stillborn"

woman, "oh my god, what on earth is the good news?!"

doc says, "it was ginger"
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 17:19, More)

» Useless Information

Niagara Falls are SWITCHED OFF after 10pm
Yep. Crazy. Don't believe me?

Check picture and text at this website (bottom): www.ianrowland.com/Travels/EdgeOfAllegiance/EdgeOfAllegNiagara.htm

Offical site confirms it too (bottom): www.infoniagara.com/other/fast_facts/index.html

Mental.
(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 18:34, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Man goes to the doctors..
Doctor says, "I'm afraid i have two lots of bad news for you. First, I'm afraid you have terminal cancer."

Man says, "Oh my god, that's terrible I'm going to die aren't I, what's the other bad news?"

Doc replies, "Well you also have Alzheimers disease."

"Oh", says the man, "well it could be worse, at least I don't have cancer."
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 17:15, More)

» Phobias

The Count off Sesame Street
Used to freak me right out. Also, it was only in my late twenties that I made the connection between him doing all that numbers stuff and being called "The Count". I'm not the sharpest tool in the box me.
(Fri 11th Apr 2008, 15:39, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of icecream. One scoop of dead baby.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 17:10, More)