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» It's not me, it's the drugs talking
Any more comments like that.....
Gone out to a free party in an abandoned warehouse, four sound systems one on each floor. Eventually after dancing like a loon for hours. Me and a mate decided we needed some air. So we are sat outside in the street completely munted and the local plod turns up. Two get out the car and at this point I can't resist saying loudly "Is it me or can anyone else smell bacon?" At this one of them stomps up to me and says "Anymore comments like that and you'll be spending the rest of the night in the cells!" He turns and walks away, gets 10 yards from me and I say "I see the sense of humour bypass worked then!" He stops dead, looks at his mate who is doubled up with laughter over the bonnet of the car, stalks off back to the car, gets in shouts at his mate and they both leave with mate still howling with laughter!! No apologies for length and girth coz the ladies love it!!
(Tue 20th Dec 2005, 15:35, More)
Any more comments like that.....
Gone out to a free party in an abandoned warehouse, four sound systems one on each floor. Eventually after dancing like a loon for hours. Me and a mate decided we needed some air. So we are sat outside in the street completely munted and the local plod turns up. Two get out the car and at this point I can't resist saying loudly "Is it me or can anyone else smell bacon?" At this one of them stomps up to me and says "Anymore comments like that and you'll be spending the rest of the night in the cells!" He turns and walks away, gets 10 yards from me and I say "I see the sense of humour bypass worked then!" He stops dead, looks at his mate who is doubled up with laughter over the bonnet of the car, stalks off back to the car, gets in shouts at his mate and they both leave with mate still howling with laughter!! No apologies for length and girth coz the ladies love it!!
(Tue 20th Dec 2005, 15:35, More)
» When I met the parents
When I met the parents
When I met an ex's mother for the first time she took an instant dislike to me, and neither I or the girl could work out why. Looking back it may have been the long hair and leather jacket but who knows. It even got to the stage where if I went up to see her I wasn't allowed to sleep in the house and had to camp or stay in the local B&B Anyhoo some years later after we split up she gets asked by her mum what happened to that nice boy that you used to see. After she picked her jaw off the floor she replied " Mum you fucking hated him and you know you did!!"
Yay first post so no apologies!!
(Sat 21st May 2005, 14:49, More)
When I met the parents
When I met an ex's mother for the first time she took an instant dislike to me, and neither I or the girl could work out why. Looking back it may have been the long hair and leather jacket but who knows. It even got to the stage where if I went up to see her I wasn't allowed to sleep in the house and had to camp or stay in the local B&B Anyhoo some years later after we split up she gets asked by her mum what happened to that nice boy that you used to see. After she picked her jaw off the floor she replied " Mum you fucking hated him and you know you did!!"
Yay first post so no apologies!!
(Sat 21st May 2005, 14:49, More)