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Good day to you. My name is Phil, I'm 25, and I'm an IT dude from the Cambridgeshire / Norfolk Border.

My specialist subject? Damned if I know!

My special skills include bending the top part of my thumbs back 90-degrees, being able to fix the majority of my work place's computer problems by walking into the room (and therefore being able to call the user an attention-seeker, at which point they just laugh) and my dancing skills when drunk.

My weak points are my dancing skills when seen by anyone else, the inability to whistle or click my fingers, the inability to find the right woman, or indeed, socialise in any significant way, and the inability to play on a fruit machine unattended. Oh, and I've got visible grey hairs.

I'm something of a b3ta drifter, where (apart from checking the front page almost daily) I'd probably go missing for a few months, then just turn up, post a few pics, then move on again... May be tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Apart from computers and net surfing, I'm also a bedroom DJ of assorted dance music genres, I go out drinking with mates most weekends (often on the cider), watch DVDs, reluctantly go to the gym every so often, eat, drink, sleep, and all that sort of thing. I am not a ninja, nor do I plan to be one either!

I can't think of much more to say, so I'll leave you with this thought... Sorry, did I say thought? I meant fart...


Other Stuff

This was my first image post on b3ta - I think there was a compo involved, but can't remember what it was now... I've been drinking since then!

Click for store expansion...

If you get a moment, please visit my web site. It's full of puns which could prove useful for forum pun conversations... Clicky linky belowy...
Click here to visit PunDefined.com

My first non-serious Flash movie which didn't later get converted into a poorly optimised animated FIG (or something)

Saw this on someone else's profile, and thought I'd best have a look... At least I'm not Windows ME - and I mean the pre-install one that came with time/tiny PCs, where the installation files were stored on a hidden partition on the hard disk, and if your hard disk asploded, you were up excrement estuary without your essential rowing contraptions!
You are Debian Linux. People have difficulty getting to know you.  Once you finally open your shell they're apt to love you.
Which OS are You?

YAY! My birthday is on a Saturday this year, get in!!!
Your Birthdate: October 7
You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!

Your strength: Your self sufficiency

Your weakness: You despise authority

Your power color: Maroon

Your power symbol: Hammer

Your power month: July

I think I was bored when I took these other tests (especially the Greek Goddess one - for some strange reason, some answers were quite acceptable).

how jedi are you?
:: by lawrie malen

You are Dilbert.You're hard-working, missunderstood, used and abused, ... well to be brief : You're an engineer.
Take this quiz!

You are .inf You are informative.  When you are gone you make life very difficult for others.
Which File Extension are You?

You are ebay.com You like to buy and sell things, mostly junk.  Your friends search hard, and find the buried treasure within you. You are successful and powerful.
Which Website are You?

The Stupid Quiz said I am "Pretty Smart!" How stupid are you? Click here to find out!

What Video Game Character Are You? I am Mario.
I am Mario.
I like to jump around, and would lead a fairly serene and aimless existence if it weren't for my friends always getting into trouble. I love to help out, even when it puts me at risk. I seem to make friends with people who just can't stay out of trouble. What Video Game Character Are You?

EDIT: Unfortunately I've changed my hosting, so my old images are now somewhere where they weren't before... Here's the 2 front page images from way back when...

Recent front page messages:

Bought one of those cheapo retro gaming thingies...

...it's much more complicated than I remembered!
(Mon 7th Aug 2006, 23:00, More)

Watt would happen...
...if electricity was invented by a gay?

(Tue 18th Oct 2005, 22:38, More)

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