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Camp Storm
I was out camping once where the bog consisted on a shack over a plank with a whole in it that dropped everything into a stream underneath.

One evening a huge thunderstorm kicked up about half way through we hear a girlish scream from the bog.
Being noble gets we investigated on arrival we open the door of the dungy to see the scout master coated from head to toe in shit, him having been unfortunate enough to be gong when the wind picked up his deposit and sprayed it all over the inside of the bog.
(Tue 6th Sep 2005, 12:36, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

Station Horror
On the way home from work about a year ago i was sat their minding my own buisness when a bloke jumps out from behind a bush on the tracks and sticks his neck down on the rails just in time for the 17:20 no stop virgin express from Glasgow to taunton, unsprislingly this chops the blokes head off witch then proceeds to bounce down the rails comming to rest 50 yards from his body.

what really sucked was then having to go and relive all this 3 months later at the inquest only to find out that the bloke was a poster child for care in the comminuity and had topped himself because the council had fu**ed up and sent him a letter stopping his benifits when they hadn't ment to.

sorry for length :-(
(Sun 24th Jun 2007, 10:19, More)