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Hello. I am Joe. Get me at joe_merchandise at hotmail.com.


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» Out of my depth

i once........
became president of the USA, ruined the economy, destroyed social welfare, and started a war I couldn't get out of. Arf.
(Thu 14th Oct 2004, 15:18, More)

» Weddings

I attended the wedding of an uncle and the band had a set of bongos. I got a bit lashed on the lager and decided to have a go. They didn't seem to mind too much at first but eventually asked to leave them alone. Would they let me play their trombone though? Would they fuck.
(Thu 14th Jul 2005, 16:07, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

I once put a five pound deposit (A deposit!? No! A monetary deposit!)on a signed Motorhead LP once whilst drunk on 2 litres of Wild and White cider (the original 8.0 %, not that 7.4 piss). I never did go back to pay the other £25 for some reason.
(Thu 9th Jun 2005, 12:07, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

molestgy bear
give me a big molest
h u g
(Fri 4th Mar 2005, 16:27, More)

» Strange things you've been paid to do

Eat Mcdonalds
Bit boring but...I once got paid £85 to eat 3 Mcdonalds meals and have a bit of blood taken by Medeval (sic?) in Manchester. Oh the days of student poverty. (They also asked me to take part in a 5 day Morphine trial but I politley declined.)
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 12:43, More)
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