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» Look! It's me in the Local Paper
Fruity Mayor
While in University I happened to be in the local paper dressed as Sporty Spice with the Mayor standing next to me (organising college event required the outfit).
What most readers wouldn't guess is that my pastered on smile hides the fact that the Mayor is squeezing my bum.
My mum has this picture framed on the mantle piece - I cannot bring myself to tell her.
(Fri 11th Feb 2005, 14:18, More)
Fruity Mayor
While in University I happened to be in the local paper dressed as Sporty Spice with the Mayor standing next to me (organising college event required the outfit).
What most readers wouldn't guess is that my pastered on smile hides the fact that the Mayor is squeezing my bum.
My mum has this picture framed on the mantle piece - I cannot bring myself to tell her.
(Fri 11th Feb 2005, 14:18, More)
» Losing Your Virginity
I think my first time was pretty standard...
We were both virgins. I was 16, he was 17. After arranging the date and time of my de-flowering a few days earlier (not a romantic bone in my 16-year-old self), neither of us really knew how to go about it.
It sounds like the perfect scenario now, in theory. He was too big, i was too small and so two days of bleeding ensued. After we had spent an age trying (him suggesting i impale myself on him - owwww!) we walked to Regents park, watched the sun set as blossom fell around us. He then had a mad dash home to hide some condom wrappers, in case his very religious mother found them.
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 16:20, More)
I think my first time was pretty standard...
We were both virgins. I was 16, he was 17. After arranging the date and time of my de-flowering a few days earlier (not a romantic bone in my 16-year-old self), neither of us really knew how to go about it.
It sounds like the perfect scenario now, in theory. He was too big, i was too small and so two days of bleeding ensued. After we had spent an age trying (him suggesting i impale myself on him - owwww!) we walked to Regents park, watched the sun set as blossom fell around us. He then had a mad dash home to hide some condom wrappers, in case his very religious mother found them.
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 16:20, More)
» People with Stupid Names
while working in a London University...
... we came across several, mainly things like Mr Bum and Mr Wank etc, but my favourite would have to be Bernt Berger and the lovely Mr Bumstainus. Unfortunately he did some temping in our office (before i worked there) and was looking through the funny names book: "Ha ha ha - Mr Wank - Ha ha" Pause "why is my name in here?"
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 18:02, More)
while working in a London University...
... we came across several, mainly things like Mr Bum and Mr Wank etc, but my favourite would have to be Bernt Berger and the lovely Mr Bumstainus. Unfortunately he did some temping in our office (before i worked there) and was looking through the funny names book: "Ha ha ha - Mr Wank - Ha ha" Pause "why is my name in here?"
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 18:02, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
Strange noises whilst shopping
Apart from thinking about David Tennant when I go to sleep instead of my fella, I quite enjoy meowing christmas related songs - "Oh Christmas Tree" is a favourite. However I forget that this might be considered strange and regularly go into this meowing state whilst food shopping.
I also growl at mean trolley-bargers. Something feral must come out in supermarkets.
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 15:40, More)
Strange noises whilst shopping
Apart from thinking about David Tennant when I go to sleep instead of my fella, I quite enjoy meowing christmas related songs - "Oh Christmas Tree" is a favourite. However I forget that this might be considered strange and regularly go into this meowing state whilst food shopping.
I also growl at mean trolley-bargers. Something feral must come out in supermarkets.
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 15:40, More)
» Claims to Fame
Met Jesus (Jones)
When i was younger the woman who used to look after me and my sister was going out with a member of jesus jones. The band stood in our hall and marvelled at the size of our Great Dane dog, giggled a bit, then shuffled out again.
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 16:10, More)
Met Jesus (Jones)
When i was younger the woman who used to look after me and my sister was going out with a member of jesus jones. The band stood in our hall and marvelled at the size of our Great Dane dog, giggled a bit, then shuffled out again.
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 16:10, More)