» Apparently I'm a sex offender

Nicholas
When I was a 15 year old in high school, I hated P.E and used to come up with excuses not to do it. One day I arrived late and knew I wouldnt be allowed into the changing rooms after they had been locked so thught I was really clever and would get to sit out. Instead, The P.E teacher said "just take your tights and jumper off, and do it in your shirt and skirt.

It was like an obstacle course that day, set up in the gym, and one of the bits was a bench at 45 degrees against a climbing frame, which you had to run up then hold onto the bar above and jump off, through the climbing frame. anyway as I did it, my skirt went up behind me and remembering I was wearing a thong, i quickly pulled my skirt back down, and carried on, no harm done.

Until I got to the changing rooms at the end, and one of the chaviest girls in the year announced loudly "eeew she doesnt wear any knickers!" Everyone of course believed her, and I was heckled about it for my remaining year in school. During which I earned the nickname Nicholas. (knickerless, quite clever for a chav)
(Sun 20th Aug 2006, 15:02, More)

» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!

after reading all these stories
I will never eat out ever again :(
(Tue 25th Jul 2006, 0:58, More)

» Useless Information

killerkiti..
dont mean to be pety but it isnt a couple of months b4 birth that fetal sex is distinct as i am pregnant and found out te sexof my baby at 20 weeks pregnant. :)
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 21:59, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

my boyfriend is 32. I am 20
And i dread the day I start to sound like him. Last night we went round to a friends house. and the first thing he said when he sat down was "oooh put the history channel on, I like that 'what the victorians did for us'
And when he then sat there glued to the screen and I sat there looking pissed off, he turned round and said "dont u find it facinating?!"
Er... not when we are out for the evening!
Also we are due to have a baby in may, and he is already starting to act like the cheapskate old dad that my dad turned into.
(Fri 29th Oct 2004, 10:16, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Foods I don't know if I like as I've never been stupid enough to try
Cottage cheese... Why eat something that resembles baby vomit so closely in both appearance and content. Its gotta be wrong!

Luncheon meat.. Old people used to buy it when i worked at a supermarket deli counter. I think its the fact that its just named as "meat" with no explanation of what animal it comes from, and the fact that its called luncheon, as if they are trying to convince people that its edible

Also, KFC - I like it, but theres something about the words "chicken" and "fast food" together that strikes me as deeply wrong.

Also, i once used some "butter like spread" of my housemates to make sandwiches to take to work. It tasted foul and smelled even worse. When I got home and looked at the ingredients list I found that instead of being made of vegetable or sunflower oil, it was made of FISH OIL. I still retch at the thought

Corned beef - War heroes should be remembered. The food they had to eat in the trenches as a last resort shouldn't.

sorry for the length
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 16:44, More)