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20, male and shtoodent.
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» Out of my depth
I just finished with my girlfriend...
It's a bit of a relief actually, i just got sick of her being a headfuck. She accuses me of cheating, etc. Serves her right for being outta her depth...
Oh and Pamela, if you are reading this, fuck you too!
(Tue 19th Oct 2004, 18:45, More)
I just finished with my girlfriend...
It's a bit of a relief actually, i just got sick of her being a headfuck. She accuses me of cheating, etc. Serves her right for being outta her depth...
Oh and Pamela, if you are reading this, fuck you too!
(Tue 19th Oct 2004, 18:45, More)
» How I Skive Off Work
Skiving College...
...was always fun. If I couldn't be arsed with an afternoon lecture there were always a few blokes on the course willing to tag along. Of course the 'few blokes' in question are of course complete stoners. So usually at lunch time we'd head to the nearest deserted place and smoke like chimneys for a few hours.
If we could be arsed with the afternoon lecture (or if there happened to be an important piece of work needing handed in) we would turn up about 20 minutes late and fall asleep in the back of the class. Either that or I'd draw weird shit. If we couldn't be fucked with the afternoon lecture however, we would head to the nearest fast food outlet (we always opted for Subway- for the footlongs and free refills) and pig out.
Apologies for length (and girth :P)
(Mon 2nd May 2005, 1:44, More)
Skiving College...
...was always fun. If I couldn't be arsed with an afternoon lecture there were always a few blokes on the course willing to tag along. Of course the 'few blokes' in question are of course complete stoners. So usually at lunch time we'd head to the nearest deserted place and smoke like chimneys for a few hours.
If we could be arsed with the afternoon lecture (or if there happened to be an important piece of work needing handed in) we would turn up about 20 minutes late and fall asleep in the back of the class. Either that or I'd draw weird shit. If we couldn't be fucked with the afternoon lecture however, we would head to the nearest fast food outlet (we always opted for Subway- for the footlongs and free refills) and pig out.
Apologies for length (and girth :P)
(Mon 2nd May 2005, 1:44, More)
» Things you've done when you've had no money.
Ah, the joys of being a student...
For the past month or two i've been living off single cheeseburgers from burger king... mainly because 40 quid has to last me a week..
Also i've been smoking rollups made from the contents of ashtrays or scabbing fags off mates.
This should be continuing til January when the college get off their arse and pay 136 squid into my bank account. Good thing is that it only has to last me a month...
(Fri 8th Oct 2004, 20:03, More)
Ah, the joys of being a student...
For the past month or two i've been living off single cheeseburgers from burger king... mainly because 40 quid has to last me a week..
Also i've been smoking rollups made from the contents of ashtrays or scabbing fags off mates.
This should be continuing til January when the college get off their arse and pay 136 squid into my bank account. Good thing is that it only has to last me a month...
(Fri 8th Oct 2004, 20:03, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
Silly me....
When I was about 11 or 12 I managed to fall about 7 and a half feet onto my arse (I was walking along a wall, see and some git thought it would be funny to scare me). My coccyx was in agony and i couldnt sit down for months.
Also there was the time I managed to bruise my bollocks on a stair railing while trying to slide down it.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 23:28, More)
Silly me....
When I was about 11 or 12 I managed to fall about 7 and a half feet onto my arse (I was walking along a wall, see and some git thought it would be funny to scare me). My coccyx was in agony and i couldnt sit down for months.
Also there was the time I managed to bruise my bollocks on a stair railing while trying to slide down it.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 23:28, More)