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I once heard a story about the actor who plays Harold Bishop in 'Neighbours'....

Apparently whilst on stage, somebody shouted "Why are you so fat?"...to which he replied "Cos every time i fuck your mum, she gives me a biscuit!"

(*whether this story is actually true, i don`t know but i`d like to think it is)
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(Sun 9th Apr 2006, 17:49, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Builder walks into pub crying....
Builder (walks into pub crying)
Barman "Why the tears?"
Builder "I`ve just seen the best pair of tits ever"
Barman "So why the tears?"
Builder "they were in the skip round the back of the cancer hospital"

I`m going to hell :0S
(Sun 9th Apr 2006, 19:06, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

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What`s got one ball & fucks women?

Peter Sutcliffe`s hammer.

:0( ouch!
(Sun 9th Apr 2006, 19:02, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Chat up line....
Q...What`s got a massive dick, is great at sex & speaks French?

A...Moi!

(an added gyrate always adds to the joke)

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(Sun 9th Apr 2006, 19:00, More)