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Disturbing comparisons
I was once informed by a young lady that I was the spitting image of the lead singer of Travis (I have no idea of his name as I’m not a fan). What concerned me most was that she asked for my telephone number, whilst I was providing her with advice and treatment for her trichomonis vaginalis infection (a fairly unpleasant STD) in the genito-urinary medicine clinic. This struck me as inappropriate, for a start I have a full head of hair and he clearly has a receding hairline.

Also one of my close friends has regularly been mistaken for Juan Sebastian Veron, the last instance involving him having provided an autograph to a 12-year-old boy, despite knowing full well that he looks nothing like him; still at least he made the poor kid happy.

Cock jokes are for cocks (Umm, the irony is that I now sound like a cock)
(Fri 1st Jun 2007, 22:36, More)