» Messing with the Dark Side

Taplow Hospital
For those in the maidenhead area, you may or may not know of the Taplow Canadian Red Cross Memorial Hospital, or CRXMH as some people call it.

An old hospital , with untill not so long ago had the longest enclosed corridor in england, unconfirmed, and unmeasured, but the light at the end of the corridor was tiny, i would estimate somewhere form 300 to 400 meters. Anyway, in 1985, they all got up and left, leaving everything. Tables, chairs, beds, cars, patient notes, blood vials, everything was left the same. Sadly the usual maidenhead/slough scum checked the place out and trashed it, but over the years it became a regualr haloween midnight jaunt. Very freaky, apparently hayunted, by a rush of wind that will sweep everything down, i will attach a photo when i get hom, extremely starnge place to be.

If your in the area, it's next to Cliveden National Trust House, it's going to have houses built on it, go and see what you think, before it's completely knocked down.
(Mon 24th Apr 2006, 15:16, More)

» Sacked

From a childrens sodding theme park.
Long time listener, second time caller.
I got sacked from a childrens theme park, i'l give you a clue, thousands of little bricks, near where the queen lives.
Then they had to LEtGO of me

Anyway, i'l keep it short, I got sacked.......for eating a hotdog.

Thats it, one sodding hotdog, everyone else ate all the food, and I would have had to throw it away, but no, apparently thats gross misconduct. So I threatened to take to action against them, got two months pay out of them, and i only worked there for four weeks, two of which I was on holliday.

Oh and i forgot to add, i had my hand in the till to the tune of about £5000 in two weeks of work.
Allways a bit longer than I expect.
(Tue 28th Feb 2006, 13:12, More)

» Picky Eaters

Water Chestnuts
Are the only thing i wont eat, but besides that, anything goes.
However on a trip to china where my dads work had taken us, he was the guest of honor at every meal, great you think, not so great when they pulled a fish out of a fish tank in the restuarant, only it was too covered in algae to see the fish, run with it to the kitchen, door still open so in full view, dipped it in batter, still alive, dipped it in hot oil, still alive and landed it on the table, still alive, puffing away. he threw up in the lift on the way back to the room, i'll have boilled rice thank you very much.
(Tue 6th Mar 2007, 19:51, More)

» Shame

Pub Quiz
There is a pub quiz i take part in every week, normally 5-6 of us, anyway, out of 40 questions, we normally only get about 22-26, and lose on a regular occasion. There is a team, every single week, only ever visit the pub to take part and win the 50 quid prize, and they allways win. Allways. Nice people even giving our team their "leftover" fiver because apparently 55 pounds doesnt divide by 5 very well.

No such luck this week, my brother recently got a job at said pub, and set the questions for the round, finished work early, and with just me, him and another friend, secured out 50 pound prize, beating the unbeatables.

I do have no shame, and yes i will be taking part this week,

and the next.

(I supose this would have been better in last weeks QOTW)
(Thu 1st Dec 2005, 13:55, More)