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» Teenage Parties

Oh dear...
I remember one fateful party where a friend, who had finished off a good part of a bottle of Jack Daniels to himself, needed to throw up. Right now.

So we grabbed the nearest thing to catch it in, which sadly, was a collander. It caught all the bits, but let all the goo and bile dribble onto his carpet and into his shoes.

His face was a picture as it dawned on him what had happened, and it had to be the funniest moment in the whole of the 90s. Shame you weren't all there :/
(Sun 16th Apr 2006, 12:37, More)

» The passive-aggressive guilt trip

I just act oblivious to my girlfriends passive aggressiveness...I musch prefer an argument where I can be frightened.

"Oh, your going out tonight with your mates? Well, I guess I can sit at home and do some extra work for Uni..."

Honestly, she's now about 3 weeks ahead of the course :D
(Thu 13th Oct 2005, 11:55, More)

» Beautiful Moments

Army days
I was in the army, carrying a fucking ton of kit on my back in my bergen. We were climbing some shitty hill in the back and beyond of Scotland. It was cold, wet, windy...and generally piss.

We climbed to the top of this hill, and took a rest in one of the elephant nests (read big dry-stone-dyke in a circle) and all of a sudden the clouds disappeared.

It was one of the most clear nights I have ever seen. I lay there, out the wind, out the rain, dry kit on, a mug of tea in my hands and lay and looked at the stars for about 20 mins.

Gorgeous, through and through.
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 20:51, More)

» Little things that turn you on

The sounds a woman makes turns me on like a lightswitch, quite embarrasing.

S'pecially when my girlfriend knows and likes to make me hard at totally up-opportune moments i.e about to get off the bus, end of a film....you know, when you've gotta be walking in large public groups.

Bitch :P
(Thu 17th Feb 2005, 17:21, More)

» Premonitions

Constant De Ja Vu..
I dream quite often what will happen in the next few weeks, but nothing very relevant. Mostly in 2 second bursts. i.e Jokes a lecturer will crack, number plates, food menus.

Why can't I get the lottery numbers? :/
(Thu 18th Nov 2004, 22:47, More)
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