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» Losing Your Virginity
It's been a while
and I think my virginity may be growing back!
Dammit.
(Mon 7th Mar 2005, 19:01, More)
It's been a while
and I think my virginity may be growing back!
Dammit.
(Mon 7th Mar 2005, 19:01, More)
» My Christmas Nightmare
Best yet....somehow.
I hate Christmas with a passion. Conmercialism, forced to see family etc etc.
This year me and wifey broke up in November so I thought, watermelon it, I'm not doing Christmas. Explained to all my friends that they wouldn't get cards and shit this year. Somehow, by not doing the whole Christmas thing this year has been much easier and to top it off i'm loads better off financially.
Woo Yay!!!
btw, whats with the swear filter?
(Thu 30th Dec 2004, 17:44, More)
Best yet....somehow.
I hate Christmas with a passion. Conmercialism, forced to see family etc etc.
This year me and wifey broke up in November so I thought, watermelon it, I'm not doing Christmas. Explained to all my friends that they wouldn't get cards and shit this year. Somehow, by not doing the whole Christmas thing this year has been much easier and to top it off i'm loads better off financially.
Woo Yay!!!
btw, whats with the swear filter?
(Thu 30th Dec 2004, 17:44, More)
» My Worst Date
Not when sober...
So back when i was about 16 and fresh at college there was this girl. Her mates told my mates she was keen, me less so as she was somewhat repulsive (and me shallow perhaps?), anyhow, the college organised a few nights out and on the very first of these I indeed did find myself getting intimate with the lady, much to the joy of both mine and her friends who were unbeknown to us, watching. Oh dear.
Afterwards pretty much everyone in the college knew about it, all I could do was blame it on the beer and spout on about it never happening again.
Of course each time we were in town / at a gig / anywhere with alcohol, 'stuff' did indeed happen. And of course everyone knew... Ho hum.
(Fri 22nd Oct 2004, 12:41, More)
Not when sober...
So back when i was about 16 and fresh at college there was this girl. Her mates told my mates she was keen, me less so as she was somewhat repulsive (and me shallow perhaps?), anyhow, the college organised a few nights out and on the very first of these I indeed did find myself getting intimate with the lady, much to the joy of both mine and her friends who were unbeknown to us, watching. Oh dear.
Afterwards pretty much everyone in the college knew about it, all I could do was blame it on the beer and spout on about it never happening again.
Of course each time we were in town / at a gig / anywhere with alcohol, 'stuff' did indeed happen. And of course everyone knew... Ho hum.
(Fri 22nd Oct 2004, 12:41, More)
» Jobsworths
Because I can.
I work for a car rental company, whenever I get a customer through the door I just don't like the look of or their attitude I always make sure they are walking away and always find a reason not to rent anything to them, reservation or otherwise. Doesn't benefit me at all other than the smug satisfaction of having fucked someones day up for the sake of it...
(Thu 12th May 2005, 12:14, More)
Because I can.
I work for a car rental company, whenever I get a customer through the door I just don't like the look of or their attitude I always make sure they are walking away and always find a reason not to rent anything to them, reservation or otherwise. Doesn't benefit me at all other than the smug satisfaction of having fucked someones day up for the sake of it...
(Thu 12th May 2005, 12:14, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
Any minute now probably
Just been going through a few bits and pieces and came across some photos of me and the ex MrsJelly from last year. Brought it all back to me how much I loved her (still do to be honest), how much I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her and how if I thought it would work I would do anything to get her back. But I know it won't work.
That and I can't help but wonder how the fuck will i meet somebody else, let alone anyone who comes close to her.
Fucksocks.
(Tue 19th Apr 2005, 19:03, More)
Any minute now probably
Just been going through a few bits and pieces and came across some photos of me and the ex MrsJelly from last year. Brought it all back to me how much I loved her (still do to be honest), how much I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her and how if I thought it would work I would do anything to get her back. But I know it won't work.
That and I can't help but wonder how the fuck will i meet somebody else, let alone anyone who comes close to her.
Fucksocks.
(Tue 19th Apr 2005, 19:03, More)