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» World's Sickest Joke

what goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky?
chewing gum
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 21:45, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

what have anabolic steroids
and the Ku Klux Klan got in common?

they both make niggers run like fuck!
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 21:27, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

A young man
and his girlfriend were expecting their first baby; both were very naive about baby-care.

Soon the time came when the girlfriend was rushed to hospital to give birth.
The young man was eager to help but felt left out.

The morning after the birth, the midwife asked if the father would like to give his new baby a bath, to which he said he would. Off he trotted, happy to be able to feel useful.

After five minutes the midwife popped her head round the bathroom door to see the man with his fingers up the baby's nostrils, dragging it back and forth across the top of the bath water.

"What are you doing!", she exclaimed. "That's not the way to bath a baby".

The young man looked up at her and said, "it is when the water's this fucking hot".
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 21:35, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

what's red and damp and lies in the corner of a chippy?

abortion of chips
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 21:25, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Not actually a joke, like I give a fuck!
There was a young man called Dave
who found a dead whore in a cave
he said, "just my luck to get a cold fuck,
but think of the money I'll save".

There's plenty more....
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 21:22, More)
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