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This is me by bilbobarneybobs! A striking likeness I think.

And one by Cleo!

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he can be quite childish sometimes

(Fri 9th Dec 2005, 19:49, More)

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» Beautiful Moments, Part Two

8 years ago
I got in line for a cashier at the local Sainsbury's. Infront of me was a small blond haired boy, filled with the joys of a carefree life, and a lifetime of discovery and adventure ahead of him. On the slidy rubber mat was his only selection: two funsized packets for haribo starmix; in his hand was his precious pocket money.

He turned to look at me, a jaded tall blond student with a fraction of his student loan in his pocket. On the rubber slidy mat was my only selection: two massive packets of haribo star mix.

It made me smile at the time. A bit like this --> :)

This is also a beautiful moment: Embrace Life
(Mon 9th Aug 2010, 22:27, More)

» God

What I don't understand...
are those people who feel the need to spend all day standing on crowded street corners, yelling at people, telling them they are going to hell.

They clearly haven't thought through their strategy. What exactly are they trying to achieve?

Who, in their right mind is going to think to themselves: "Well that's a nice, well-rounded individual and I would like to know him better. His ideas sound reasonable, and if all churchgoers are as approachable as him I must start attending on a regular basis".

Nobody. That's who.
(Thu 19th Mar 2009, 21:02, More)

» Shame

On a greek party island...
I ate a water melon then went out and drank too much. Got back early the next morning to our hotel and climbed the stairs to our 3rd (or 4th, can't remember) floor rooms. Before going to bed I emptied my stomach over the balcony at both the front and the back of the hotel.

I woke up many hours later to find a bright red beam of sick down the both sides of the hotel pointing directly to my room. Also the midday sun had baked it on.

I didn't get my deposit back.
(Tue 29th Nov 2005, 18:37, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

How do you know your sister's on her period?
Your dad's cock tastes funny.
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 14:44, More)

» Puns

Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It went down a lane and turned into a field.
(Sun 8th Mar 2009, 20:54, More)
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