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its me i guess!

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» Hidden Treasure

when i moved house...
i had manadged to pack everything up and was just going for that final scrable under the bed, i found my lost remote control and the point stick i used when i had lost it!
Not very exciting really but i was chuffed1
(Sat 2nd Jul 2005, 1:32, More)

» Singing the wrong words

wrong words??
My mother keeps comming out with gems!,

smack my picture, (smack my bitch up)
candy im my ears tonight (got caned heat on my heals)
Viva woh (feed the world)
im sure there were many more.

Also another Adams Family one
"the adams family started,
when uncle fester farted,
he farted thru the key hole
and paralized the cat!"
Ah the playground! a true source of genus!

there was also many parody songs people have made up, like better best for bottoms, (better best forgotton) etc

one lats thing the beastiality song. wasnt there a shag a wallobie right in the middle of the chorus
(Sun 30th Jan 2005, 22:18, More)