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I'm Julian, 42, and I live in Milton Keynes with my wife and two beautiful Maine Coons, Rosie and Reba. I'm part of the admin team for Sickipedia and I blog at http://thefles.wordpress.com/

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» What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?

Faked death
There was this girl who just wouldn't get the message so I answered the phone pretending to be my dad and told her that I'd gone out to Iraq (1991) and been killed. Possibly the cruelest thing I've done.
(Thu 5th Jun 2008, 11:13, More)

» Workplace Boredom

I find lyrics in songs which relate ever so slightly to an aspect of the job and re-write the songs lyric to be a parody of the workplace. I have done this many times. My colleagues hate me.
(Thu 8th Jan 2009, 22:26, More)

» Mistaken Identity

What made me cut my hair
In the mid-nineties I had really long hair, about halfway down my back, and I was dating a girl who was into all this craft type stuff, producing her own artwork and clothes and so forth, and there was a craft fair in the Savernake Forest so I went along with her.

It's about half way through the day and a guy who was working in the beer tent came over to me and asked how much it was for an eighth. Now, call me naive but I had no idea what he was talking about so I was like, "what?"

"Oh," he replies, "I'm sorry, I assumed you were dealing," and off he went.

At this stage I decided that the long hair wasn't working for me anymore and I got the lot lopped off the next weekend.
(Fri 1st Jun 2007, 13:02, More)