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It is pronounced: EMM-STAN DOTT, which is quite obvious!
I'm a 48 year old Northerner from Sheffield.
This is Me!
Rotating Wobbily Hat took the pic.

I was Zombied by HappyToast:
I started RIS,i don't get it!

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Motorcycle love story

(Mon 11th Feb 2008, 19:53, More)

Compo thingummy-whatsit

(Thu 10th Aug 2006, 23:12, More)

Gosh!, it's hot!!

(Sun 2nd Jul 2006, 22:11, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Shoddy Presents

shoddy presents
This one year my girlfriend bought me a breakfast pack,it consisted of six sachets of breakfast "food".A mix of porridge,orange juice,coffee.Just add boiling water said the box,needless to say the hot gooey breakfast tasted absolutley foul.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 10:52, More)

» Why should you be fired from your job?

Where to start!!....Late shift....
11.15:Start work.
12.20:Lunch (45 mins).
13.30:Back to work.
14.15:Unofficial tea break (20 mins-ish).
14.45:Back to work.
15.30:Tea break (Which should start at 16.30)
16.45:Back to work.
18.15:Unoffical tea break (15 mins)
Most breaks involve time on b3ta.
I cannot tell you where I work for obvious reasons!!!!
(Fri 10th Aug 2007, 22:21, More)

» Barred

I got banned from I-sketch!
I don't know what i did or when I did it, but they gave me a link to an ms site on "Netiquette".I got back in,wheni formatted my p.c, so they can fuck off ,and I can draw again.
(Tue 5th Sep 2006, 20:02, More)

» Rock and Roll Stories

Dexter's Balls
Saw The offspring in Nottingham,way before the "Pretty fly","Lets release the fun/novelty songs as singles crap".Well, at said gig Dexter the lead singer decides to stage dive, he gonna land on me I thought, just as his crotch area lands an inch from my face.So there I was face to balls with a punk rock star!
(Thu 29th Jun 2006, 23:12, More)

» Ignoring Instructions

Millenium Falcon
It was my birthday,11 or 12 and I got the Millenium Falcon for my Star Wars figures,Yays! I eagerly un-packed it and started to put the stickers on,you know lights,computery stuff,and even the board for the chess game thingy.However I stuck the stickers anywhere I thought the may look good, only to find the instructions of where to put them so it looks more authentic,not just a piece of plastic with random stickers on it!
(Sun 7th May 2006, 19:49, More)
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