» Redundant technology

GPO Telephone

Needs an adapter to get it to ring, but it's now a pleasure to slam down the phone on telemarketers.
(Fri 5th Nov 2010, 15:05, More)

» Petty Sabotage

TV fun
Choose victim... Push a needle through his/her outside TV aerial lead, thereby shorting it out... Wait for TV repairman to arrive, remove the needle... repeat weekly.
(Thu 5th May 2005, 16:30, More)

» Old stuff I still know

Get off my lawn
I'm a bit of a dab hand at splicing sound effects
onto reel-to-reel tape(amateur theater), my
Pièce de résistance being making a loop of 'train sounds'
with a couple of feet of tape looped over a pencil.
(Fri 1st Jul 2011, 11:01, More)

» Ripped Off

elephant.co.uk
Insurance premium £200, not bad... Unfortunately I had to scrap car as it fell apart :-( Oh well I though, I'll get a refund on what's left of my premium... I did, minus a £45 cancellation fee... £45 Mmmm
(Tue 20th Feb 2007, 12:50, More)

» I'm an expert

Scanning Probe Microscopy (Ooo Err)
& extreme whistling(!) very loud, very high pitch!
(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 16:50, More)