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Grave robbers.....
2 women walking home pissed from the boozer dying for a piss. Whilst walking through the graveyard they decide to answer the call of nature. Alas, our intrepid ladies have no toilet paper. One of the ladies uses her knickers to wipe herself with and throws them away. The other, trying to be move resourceful, finds a ribbon from a nearby wreath that had been left on a freshly made grave and uses that.

The next day, the husbands are talking. One says to the other "We better keep an eye on our 2 birds, mine came home last night with no knickers on" The other husband replies "you think that's bad? Mine came home with a card hanging out of her arsethat said "From all the lads at the station,we'll never forget you...."
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 20:19, More)

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Exceedingly good cakes.....
Little girl saw 2 dogs shagging, the little girl says"What are those 2 dogs doing, mummy?" Mummy, rushing for a politically correct answer says "erm..they're baking cakes".."I Know", little girl says " You and daddy were baking cakes last night because I licked the icing off the sofa....
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 20:10, More)

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Michael Jackson
The Police have raided Michael Jackson's house. They found class A drugs in the lounge, class b drugs in the kitchenand Class 5c in his bedroom!
Whats worse than getting Michael Jackson put your kids to bed?Getting Ian huntly to bath them first....
Newflash - michael Jackson attempts suicide by jumping into the sea. Coastguards find him bobbing up and down on a small buoy...
its a bit harsh Michael Jackson facing 10 years for having sex with kids...then again Christopher Reeve did get the electric chair for riding a horse...
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 20:08, More)

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Bert and Mable
Bert and Mable are in the old peoples home. Bert says "I'm leaving you for Ivy cos she holds my willy all night. "
Mable replies "So do I!!!"
Bert replies "I know....but Ivy's got Parkinsons......"
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 20:24, More)

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Master Bates...
If a woman is uncomfortable watching her partner wank , would you think A)you need more time together b) she's a fucking prude? or c) she should have sat somewhere else in the nursery.....
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 20:22, More)