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» Shoddy Presents
Can't cut it.
I got a little giveaway wannabe Swiss-like pocket knife from my boss for being a good little monkey. Within an hour I had broken off the corkscrew. It's as sharp as a bowling ball. Quite often, I enjoy extending the blade and slashing it across my wrist as hard as I can, just to freak people out.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 18:22, More)
Can't cut it.
I got a little giveaway wannabe Swiss-like pocket knife from my boss for being a good little monkey. Within an hour I had broken off the corkscrew. It's as sharp as a bowling ball. Quite often, I enjoy extending the blade and slashing it across my wrist as hard as I can, just to freak people out.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 18:22, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
Embarrassing but Deadly
In seventh grade, my left bollock began hurting I just assumed it was from wanking too much, as I was a horny son-of-a-gun. I noticed also that my spunk was dark and smelly, but I ignored all this, and eventually the damned thing swelled to the point that I couldn't stand to pull up my pants. I bit the bullet and complained to my parents. We went immediately to the doctor. Turns out that it had gotten twisted and its blood circulation had been cut off. The doctor got me into emergency surgery and removed it. From what I was told, it was dead and rotting in the sac, and it was a mirace I had died from poisoning from the rotten thing.
(Tue 7th Sep 2004, 3:51, More)
Embarrassing but Deadly
In seventh grade, my left bollock began hurting I just assumed it was from wanking too much, as I was a horny son-of-a-gun. I noticed also that my spunk was dark and smelly, but I ignored all this, and eventually the damned thing swelled to the point that I couldn't stand to pull up my pants. I bit the bullet and complained to my parents. We went immediately to the doctor. Turns out that it had gotten twisted and its blood circulation had been cut off. The doctor got me into emergency surgery and removed it. From what I was told, it was dead and rotting in the sac, and it was a mirace I had died from poisoning from the rotten thing.
(Tue 7th Sep 2004, 3:51, More)
» Pure Ignorance
Tech Support
I'm not making this up. I told a guy to back up his computer. He told me he couldn't push it any further back.
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 19:02, More)
Tech Support
I'm not making this up. I told a guy to back up his computer. He told me he couldn't push it any further back.
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 19:02, More)
» Strange things you've been paid to do
The other 2%
Don't know what it was. Didn't think to ask at the time, for some reason... ;-)
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 20:57, More)
The other 2%
Don't know what it was. Didn't think to ask at the time, for some reason... ;-)
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 20:57, More)
» Strange things you've been paid to do
Drugs
Oh, and for a while I was selling $20 bags of coccaine. For each one I sold, I got one for myself. 98% pure Bolivian flake, baby!
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 20:27, More)
Drugs
Oh, and for a while I was selling $20 bags of coccaine. For each one I sold, I got one for myself. 98% pure Bolivian flake, baby!
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 20:27, More)