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erm
If Linda McCartney was alive today what would she be doing?

Scratching at the lid of her coffin probably!.

(incidentally why wont i eat linda McCartney sausages?? cos they should have f*cking buried her like anyone else thats why!)
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 18:57, More)

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w
whats pink, wrinkly and hangs out your pyjamas in the morning?
granny.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 18:17, More)

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q
Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
(Sun 12th Sep 2004, 13:57, More)

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m
How long does it take a mackem to have a sh*t?
9 months
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 17:53, More)

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ggg
Two pedo's sat on the beach. One says to the other "get out me sun!".
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 17:50, More)