» Insults

Emo respone unit
Shouted by myself exceedingly loudly at said group of poor soulless wanderers of town centres the emos " i wish my grass was as emo as you lot, at least it would cut itself"

Also follwed up with "die in a fire"

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(Wed 10th Oct 2007, 10:05, More)

» Desperate Times

CHeers to that too!
Amount of work done = Fuck all
Replys = Many
Hours wasyted = Lots
Hangover = Gone

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(Mon 19th Nov 2007, 4:48, More)

» Insults

Perfect retort to a shitty Joke
My friend adam had the perfect insukt to one of my terrible innappropriate unfunny jokes... "you know what pete, youre about as funny as syphillus"

My personal favourite when a sweary argument isnt going your way is to shout "and sos yer FACE" exceedingly loudly

Or for the more PC amoung us rather than your mum we can always have "yea your parent and/or gaurdian" just incase you offend them too much.....

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(Mon 8th Oct 2007, 21:33, More)