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» Beautiful Moments
First love
Ah, first love.
After a long day at college, me and my (unfortunately ex) girlfriend were feeling a bit tired. After getting cozy in the bed, we both fell asleep.
The moment when we both woke up in a happy sleepy haze at exactly the same time, looking right into each other's big brown eyes, was a beautiful thing.
Bless.
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 15:26, More)
First love
Ah, first love.
After a long day at college, me and my (unfortunately ex) girlfriend were feeling a bit tired. After getting cozy in the bed, we both fell asleep.
The moment when we both woke up in a happy sleepy haze at exactly the same time, looking right into each other's big brown eyes, was a beautiful thing.
Bless.
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 15:26, More)
» How I Skive Off Work
Sunday shiftness
I work in the clothes section of what is supposedly one of Britain's best garden centres. Don't ask me why.
Anyway, as it is a Bank Holiday, I figured I should attempt to skive twice as much. Here's how it went:
9:40 - Arrive, 10 minutes late, then spend about 10-15 minutes checking the rotas, and eating shortbread.
10:00 - Declare 'I'm hungry.' Go and get toast and drinks for myself and supervisor. Restaurant is 'busy' so 10-minute trip turns to half an hour, including a sneaky fag break.
10:30 - Eat toast and drink tea. Avoid eye contact with customers.
11:00 - Another staff member arrives. Chat for half an hour.
11:30 - 15-minute break, soon becomes 25 minutes.
11:55 - Tidy some golf sets, doodle, eat more shortbread.
12:30 - Serve customers fo a bit, messily shove their clothes in their bags when they aren't looking.
13:00 - Tidy the desk, stand around
13:25 - Leave, 5 minutes early.
Ah, I love Bank Holidays
Apologies for girth.
(Sun 1st May 2005, 15:28, More)
Sunday shiftness
I work in the clothes section of what is supposedly one of Britain's best garden centres. Don't ask me why.
Anyway, as it is a Bank Holiday, I figured I should attempt to skive twice as much. Here's how it went:
9:40 - Arrive, 10 minutes late, then spend about 10-15 minutes checking the rotas, and eating shortbread.
10:00 - Declare 'I'm hungry.' Go and get toast and drinks for myself and supervisor. Restaurant is 'busy' so 10-minute trip turns to half an hour, including a sneaky fag break.
10:30 - Eat toast and drink tea. Avoid eye contact with customers.
11:00 - Another staff member arrives. Chat for half an hour.
11:30 - 15-minute break, soon becomes 25 minutes.
11:55 - Tidy some golf sets, doodle, eat more shortbread.
12:30 - Serve customers fo a bit, messily shove their clothes in their bags when they aren't looking.
13:00 - Tidy the desk, stand around
13:25 - Leave, 5 minutes early.
Ah, I love Bank Holidays
Apologies for girth.
(Sun 1st May 2005, 15:28, More)
» Claims to Fame
XFMNTR
My dad's girlfriend's friend's sister is married to Bobby Gillespie of Primal Scream fronting fame. She also knows Kate Moss.
That's my 'in' then.
(Tue 1st Mar 2005, 18:58, More)
XFMNTR
My dad's girlfriend's friend's sister is married to Bobby Gillespie of Primal Scream fronting fame. She also knows Kate Moss.
That's my 'in' then.
(Tue 1st Mar 2005, 18:58, More)
» Little things that turn you on
Oh man
Delicate, soft, exposed shoulders do it for me.
And i don't know why.
Get your shoulders out for the lads.
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 13:57, More)
Oh man
Delicate, soft, exposed shoulders do it for me.
And i don't know why.
Get your shoulders out for the lads.
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 13:57, More)