» World's Sickest Joke

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walks on the moon...

Michael Jackson shags kids
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 1:29, More)

» Encounters with Royalty

Charlie
I met Prince Charles a few months ago, we talked about 'cellos and saxophones. He was quite pleasant and enjoyed the nice spread.
(Fri 4th Aug 2006, 19:46, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

May have been done.....
A woman passes out after giving birth...

She eventually comes around and a doctor is standing over her...

He says
"I have some good news and some bad news"
The woman replies, "Oh no, what's the bad news"
Dr: "You're son is ginger"
Woman:"What's the good news"
Dr: "He's dead anyway"


sorry sorry sorry!
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 1:31, More)

» Premonitions

Not that interesting....
But only a couple of days old.

My friend is currently working as an Au Pair in France. Anyway, two nights ago I had a dream that she came home because she didn't like it very much. Spoke to my brother last night and she's coming home because she doesn't like it out there.
(Sat 20th Nov 2004, 2:16, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

Who?
They've just been filming Dr Who in Cardiff and everyday I had to walk past where they were filming. I hoped that one day I'd be pulled in as an extra but alas, it was not to be.

I have however been on Question Time & BBC Wales News (hitting the big time, I know)
(Sun 14th Nov 2004, 15:07, More)