» Embarrassing Injuries

pain in the darkness of daytime
twas during the solar eclipse a few years ago, i was around 17 i think. i went a party to celebrate the eclipse, but was really just a pissup because someone parents were out.
anyway, by the time the eclipse happens im pretty well drunk and staggering about the garden, then out of nowhere someone belts my in the face.
naturally surpirsed i stagger back and 'put my dukes up' but in the eiree darkenss cant find the person that hit me, unprovoked.

as it turns out i had stood on the buisness end of a rake and physics did the rest. had a nice black eye to show for my efforts, or rather physic's efforts.


another time many years ago i was crouched on the seat of a picnic bench in the school playground, with arms AND legs all zipped inside my coat, pretending to be some sort of animal, like you do. naturally i was compleatly defenceless and it was only a matter of time before someone pushed me off from behind.
i fell headfirst onto the ground, bounced of my noggin and landed back on my feet like a bloody mexican jumping bean. hurt like hell, but no real permanent damage..
(Tue 7th Sep 2004, 13:05, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

Pah, what a load of tat/
beat this, I have a original piece of Saddam Hussiens Baghdad Palace on my mantle piece. It was a chip of polished marble that was removed from (one of)his palace(s) not long after the man himself was.

Also i met Bez of Happy Mondays fame a few weeks ago (working as a photographer, and little chemicaly inbalanced) and asked him (trying to look cool of course) for a light at a convenient point during his DJ set. he didnt have a light.
worse still i had the fag the wrong way round in my mouth.
he didnt seem to notice though.
(Thu 4th Nov 2004, 14:33, More)