» Out of my depth

Eep.
So a few weeks ago, I was in class and two volunteers are asked for and, being a cocky little shite who believes she can do anything, I put my hand up - they laugh. and then write my name down. Without telling me anything. at all.

Turns out, I have just voluntered to dance behind a horse-drawn stagecoach at the Lord Mayors show in like three weeks, with only two rehearsals, one of these being on the morning of the actual procession...

To make matters worse, my wonderful old mother was phoned up to ask for my shirt size and, being blisfully ignorant and still remembering me when I was 12, orders a small one.... Also, I'm going to be the oldest person there, with a bunch of kiddies, in a shirt that's too small and to make matters even worse I can't dance, have no co-ordination and do not know my left from my right....

I'm planning to get thouroughly drunk beforehand so I don't remember the experience...
(Thu 21st Oct 2004, 20:48, More)

» Things you've done when you've had no money.

When I was desperate...
I spent an hour wandering round my school picking up loose change to make enough to buy a burger.... I kept getting dirty looks from the popular kids... Those were the days...
(Fri 8th Oct 2004, 21:29, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

I have a bomb shell...
It was fired at my gran's house in Beirut during the war... It is now here in England with a candle in it.. Not particularly exciting, but quite poignant...
(Thu 4th Nov 2004, 18:20, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

More dead babies...
Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? The live one at the bottom trying to eat it's way out!
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:47, More)