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quick n dirty

edit: my first fp - thanks
(Sat 23rd Oct 2004, 1:02, More)

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» My computer gave away my secrets

Massive Gaylord
At my old job, I was a temp and never given my own computer, so I used other people's. Whilst job hunting, I found an advert asking for a gay waiter. I though it would be amusing to send it to my mate (inferring he was indeed a gay). In the part where it asked for your friend's name, I put Massive Gaylord and sent it on.

Then a few day's later, I was using the same computer. Filling something in online, I went to put my first name Matt and Massive Gaylord came up. It got me worried, as the computer was usually used by a Maureen, so Massive Gaylord prbably came up for her name too. I never asked though.
(Fri 10th Feb 2006, 14:11, More)

» Heckles

We were in the Comedy Store on my mate's stag do and there was another stag do on the other side of the room, with their dressed as a sailor. Lee Mack was on and winding him up and asked what rank he was. I shouted out 'Rear Admiral!' and got a massive laugh for it. Lee Mack asked who shouted it and my mates pointed at me. 'Fucking hell' he said 'Best heckle of the night and its from that greaseball over there'.

I had hair like Big Night Out era Vic Reeves at the time.
(Sat 8th Apr 2006, 11:59, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

How do you know when your sister has her first period?

Your dad's cock tastes funny
(Thu 8th Dec 2005, 0:03, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What's the best thing about fucking a 6 year old girl?
Fucking her in the arse and pretending she's a six year old boy
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 12:05, More)

» Claims to Fame

Essex Rider
As a boy, I competed at the National Donkey Handling championships, and got a photo of myself dressed in tweed with a flat cap standing with my donkey, Bushwood Barnaby
(Mon 28th Feb 2005, 10:40, More)
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