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» Pure Ignorance

Stupid advice, for stupid people.
This is some advice from the National Criminal Intelligence service, to help people avoid being ripped off when they want to give money to help tsunami victims:

"Be sceptical of individuals claiming to be surviving victims or foreign government officials asking you to place large sums of money in overseas bank accounts."

Hmmm. Because normally i wouldn't think twice about putting large sums of money in overseas bank accounts when the president of a small country sends me an email. For me, this is right up there with instructions on a toothpick.
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 20:14, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Babies... sorry.
First, let me apologise for these. Deeply.

What's the difference between a baby and a chicken?

I don't normally come in chickens before roasting them.

While we're on the subject of babies...

Which way should you stick a baby into a blender?

Feet first.

Why?

So you can fuck its mouth as it screams.

– Note: Do NOT tell either of these jokes to fundamentalist Christian Americans. Really. Ever.
(Tue 14th Sep 2004, 12:47, More)