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» Best Graffiti Ever

In Newtown, a suburb of Sydney
"INXS are back!"

I don't know quite why it makes me laugh so much. Perhaps it's the exclamation mark.
(Mon 7th May 2007, 0:02, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

NEVER tell this to a girl you're trying to impress. Ever.
A woman is in labour and squeezing hard. Finally the midwife pulls the baby out, then, with a look of panic on her face, whisks the baby into an adjoining room.

Minutes pass, until a grim-faced doctor eventually returns to the frantic mother. "I've got good news and bad news", he says, "Which would you like first?".

"Um, the bad news doctor", trembles the mother.

"I'm afraid your baby is ginger, madam."

"And what's the good news doctor?"

"It's dead"
(Tue 14th Sep 2004, 23:37, More)