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» Toilets
Porta Potties
Portable toilets are popular at fairs, festivals, street gatherings, construction sites etc...
1) At the recent Up Your Alley Fair in San Francisco, a leather/fetish street fair, a row of portable toilets had fairly long lines. One unit was taped shut and had yellow "caution" tape around it. A sign written on the stall said "Out of ordersee local piss freak". A man in a fireman's coat, yellow jock strap and waders planted himself in front of it. Best image was the Sister of Perpetual Indugence (this one a chunky bearded bloke in his long habit, clown white makeup and colorful accessories) indulged herself into the mouth of said waiting piss freak.
2) Porta potties in southern California closest to LA have large mirrors set into the doors.
3) Portable potties in Seattle and the Northwestern region of the US are called "Honey Buckets."
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 18:28, More)
Porta Potties
Portable toilets are popular at fairs, festivals, street gatherings, construction sites etc...
1) At the recent Up Your Alley Fair in San Francisco, a leather/fetish street fair, a row of portable toilets had fairly long lines. One unit was taped shut and had yellow "caution" tape around it. A sign written on the stall said "Out of ordersee local piss freak". A man in a fireman's coat, yellow jock strap and waders planted himself in front of it. Best image was the Sister of Perpetual Indugence (this one a chunky bearded bloke in his long habit, clown white makeup and colorful accessories) indulged herself into the mouth of said waiting piss freak.
2) Porta potties in southern California closest to LA have large mirrors set into the doors.
3) Portable potties in Seattle and the Northwestern region of the US are called "Honey Buckets."
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 18:28, More)
» Toilets
The new brown bag for lunch
Turd Tote Piss yellow turd totes, insulated to keep your waste products fresh.
The insulation helps keep the smell in too, so nobody on the subway will happen to notice that you love shit.
Toy bags for the travelling turd lover. Only at manscat.
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 18:33, More)
The new brown bag for lunch
Turd Tote Piss yellow turd totes, insulated to keep your waste products fresh.
The insulation helps keep the smell in too, so nobody on the subway will happen to notice that you love shit.
Toy bags for the travelling turd lover. Only at manscat.
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 18:33, More)
» Toilets
French toilets vs. English vs. American
My first trip to Paris and I was trying to avoid using the in-ground loos that you have to squat. It's not the easiest thing to do. I was quite relieved (literally) when visiting the concergerie where Marie Antoinette was held prior to her walk of shame. I thought for certain the loo would be ancient and crusty. I was plesantly surprised to find an elevated toilet, wood doors, real towels.
London, Harrod's. The holy grail of public toilets. Marble, full doors; you could live in there.
My office in San Francisco. The 6th floor toilets are shared by my office (Ticketmaster) and THEM... Cisco. I should call them PISCO cause those fuckers can't aim worth shit, from either orfice. If it's not pee splatter on the urinal partitions, it's a Jackson Pollock painting in the stall. The Cisco asswipes are also pigs, they talk on the cell while pissing, so whenever I (and others in my office) hear them chattering away, we make sure to flush repeatedly and often let out moans of misery. They also don't wash their hands. Doubtful any of their colleagues will see this, but Cisco is a global company so perhaps they'll think twice before giving them that firm handshake.
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 18:02, More)
French toilets vs. English vs. American
My first trip to Paris and I was trying to avoid using the in-ground loos that you have to squat. It's not the easiest thing to do. I was quite relieved (literally) when visiting the concergerie where Marie Antoinette was held prior to her walk of shame. I thought for certain the loo would be ancient and crusty. I was plesantly surprised to find an elevated toilet, wood doors, real towels.
London, Harrod's. The holy grail of public toilets. Marble, full doors; you could live in there.
My office in San Francisco. The 6th floor toilets are shared by my office (Ticketmaster) and THEM... Cisco. I should call them PISCO cause those fuckers can't aim worth shit, from either orfice. If it's not pee splatter on the urinal partitions, it's a Jackson Pollock painting in the stall. The Cisco asswipes are also pigs, they talk on the cell while pissing, so whenever I (and others in my office) hear them chattering away, we make sure to flush repeatedly and often let out moans of misery. They also don't wash their hands. Doubtful any of their colleagues will see this, but Cisco is a global company so perhaps they'll think twice before giving them that firm handshake.
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 18:02, More)